I'm mildly insane. I have slayed no dragons today. In my head, I'm a vigilante hood and master of archery. In reality, I'm just a student in love with the world. I don't look the way pretty girls look, but I won't apologize for it. I believe that life is fair; people aren't.

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My mother, my sister, and my cousin. Fools. #HappyEaster #Frozen #LetItGo #Disney #MyMomIsTheLoudestOne #SendHelp

Used my mom’s cleanser and it got my skin glowing so I’m going to go to bed like princess

selfdeprecatingworthlesschemist:

radicalrascality:

the-doctress:

super-highschool-level-homestuck:

iprayforangels:

plushestrumpest:

30secondstocalifornia:

wingscanspeak:

zorobro:

wingscannotspeak:

peetasboxers:

kissyourneck-slitmythroat:

I showed this post to my boyfriend and he tried to take his shirt off like a girl and 

uh

yeah

Out of the 82k notes my post got this is by far the best comment holy shit thank u for being u

So i tried it both ways and uh

i mean how do you do the first one without pulling out all your hair?

this made me laugh really hard….

and it made me realize that girls and boys pull their shirt off differently. /amazed

but seriously I think girls just do the cross arm thing because of HAIR like demonstrated 

So one year, one URL change, and a hair cut later, I decide to try again… FOR SCIENCE! 

Its not science unless you write it down so 

First method:

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Well done, i guess…

Second:

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I fucked up

Girls… how?

I DON’T UNDERSTAND HOW WE CAN HAVE SUCH DIFFERENT WAYS OF TAKING OFF SHIRTS AND SO MUCH DIFFICULTY DOING IT THE OTHER WAY

I FIGURED IT OUT!!!!!

It’s all in the way that girl/boys shirts are made.

Girls shirts have less armpit room then boy’s do and are generally shorter so pulling it off over your head is more practical because by lifting your arms all the way up you make enough room for the sleeves to just slip off.

Boys shirts have more room and are generally longer so it is easy to slip them off over your head.

but if you take a girls shirt off like a boys shirt you will get your arms caught because there isn’t much armpit space.

and if you take a boys shirt off like a girls shit you will still have your head in it when you’ve lifted your arms all the way up because of the shirt’s length.

It has nothing to do with us. It is entirely to do with how our shirts are made. I figured it out for you. YOU’RE WELCOME!

bless you

This post was so informative.

I have never in my life taken off my shirt either way…

Do you solely wear button up or…?

Nope. I take one arm out, then the other. Then pull the shirt over my head, not turned inside-out.

(Source: princessveroni)

fantastic-nonsense:

radicalrascality:

fantastic-nonsense:

radicalrascality:

antarcticanking:

silverstream808:

comicbookactionsidekick:

sueishappy:

"and that is why pink ribbons are for boobies." -hank green

Things I did not know until now. DAMNIT HITLER.

The swastika means peace. But then hitler messed it up for everyone. The nazi flag literally is a flag of peace.

Is this verified?

I don’t know about the Hitler thing, but I have read a lot of things saying pink was more geared towards boys in the past.

Girl the swastika is literally one of the oldest religious symbols we have (it dates back to Paleolithic Europe but really only came to prominence in Classical Antiquity). It was used all over the world in various religions and means “it is good”. It’s basically a good luck symbol. And it really sucks that Hitler appropriated it because they literally turned a good luck symbol into the symbolic representation of racial extremism and hatred. It’d be like a group adopting the four-leaf clover as their symbol as they run around bombing American cities in the name of ethnic cleansing.

No I mean Hitler and the pink blue thing I know what a swastika is

Oh. *feels awkward*

Well, the whole “pink used to be for boys” thing is definitely true (it’s part of the reason why purple is the color of kings-the other reason being it was so expensive because of it’s rarity), as is the “blue for girls.” I don’t know how much of the whole “Hitler is the reason girls wear pink” thing is truth. This Smithsonian article says that it’s because of American manufacturers and retailers we have the whole pink/blue divide. I honestly think it’s heavily ironic that feminists rage against the whole “masculine is neutral, feminine is specific” when just under a hundred years ago, it was the exact opposite (all children wore dresses and their hair long until they were like 7 or 8) and the main reason (or at least, a really big reason) it is the way it is today is because of second-wave feminism.

Lol no worries.

That’s funny because there was this big anti-Disney-princess article complaining about how they’re all in pink (which we both know is false) when it used to be for boys and just… there really was no argument it was just rage.

the-doctress:

super-highschool-level-homestuck:

iprayforangels:

plushestrumpest:

30secondstocalifornia:

wingscanspeak:

zorobro:

wingscannotspeak:

peetasboxers:

kissyourneck-slitmythroat:

I showed this post to my boyfriend and he tried to take his shirt off like a girl and 

uh

yeah

Out of the 82k notes my post got this is by far the best comment holy shit thank u for being u

So i tried it both ways and uh

i mean how do you do the first one without pulling out all your hair?

this made me laugh really hard….

and it made me realize that girls and boys pull their shirt off differently. /amazed

but seriously I think girls just do the cross arm thing because of HAIR like demonstrated 

So one year, one URL change, and a hair cut later, I decide to try again… FOR SCIENCE! 

Its not science unless you write it down so 

First method:

image
Well done, i guess…

Second:

image
I fucked up

Girls… how?

I DON’T UNDERSTAND HOW WE CAN HAVE SUCH DIFFERENT WAYS OF TAKING OFF SHIRTS AND SO MUCH DIFFICULTY DOING IT THE OTHER WAY

I FIGURED IT OUT!!!!!

It’s all in the way that girl/boys shirts are made.

Girls shirts have less armpit room then boy’s do and are generally shorter so pulling it off over your head is more practical because by lifting your arms all the way up you make enough room for the sleeves to just slip off.

Boys shirts have more room and are generally longer so it is easy to slip them off over your head.

but if you take a girls shirt off like a boys shirt you will get your arms caught because there isn’t much armpit space.

and if you take a boys shirt off like a girls shit you will still have your head in it when you’ve lifted your arms all the way up because of the shirt’s length.

It has nothing to do with us. It is entirely to do with how our shirts are made. I figured it out for you. YOU’RE WELCOME!

bless you

This post was so informative.

I have never in my life taken off my shirt either way…

(Source: princessveroni)

kushandwizdom:

Good Vibes HERE

(Source: angeliciousex)